Happy April Fools from Las Ventanas Al Paraíso!

April 2, 2025 — Happy April Fools, dear guests! We owe you our most profuse apologies for any inconvenience caused by yesterday’s little jest. Rest assured, there’s no bedbug crisis or forced relocation to Fiesta Americana with threats of macaroni con queso. We’re truly sorry for any confusion or distress this may have sparked—our sincerest apologies to all our wonderful guests!

Now, let’s turn the page to the real excitement awaiting you at Las Ventanas Al Paraíso, Mexico. This luxurious resort is gearing up to offer you an array of thrilling adventures that will make this trip the time of your lives. Picture yourself enjoying tennis lessons on pristine courts, followed by a lively chaos tennis match that’s sure to bring laughter and friendly competition. For water lovers, a yacht excursion awaits—imagine cruising the sparkling seas, sun on your face, and the breeze in your hair, all while equipped with swimming suits, hats, and floaties for a perfect day out.

The beach becomes your playground with full-day cabanas offering relaxation and fun under the sun, not to mention a magical beach dinner paired with a cinema night under the stars. For the adventurous spirits, horseback riding along the shore promises breathtaking views and a touch of wild freedom. Dolphin encounters will delight families and thrill-seekers alike, while off-road aventuras in rugged four-seaters and zip-lining through the landscape add a rush of adrenaline. Fishing excursions offer a chance to reel in the day’s catch, and diving into the vibrant underwater world of Baja California is an experience not to be missed.

Need a moment of calm? Indulge in luxurious massages—signature, stone, or soothing head treatments—to melt away any tension. Every detail has been meticulously planned to ensure this is a getaway filled with joy, excitement, and memories to cherish forever.

And who do we have to thank for this extraordinary experience? None other than the hosts with the most—Gary and Eileen! Their tireless efforts and boundless generosity have crafted what promises to be an unparalleled adventure. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you, Gary and Eileen, for organizing this spectacular retreat. You’ve truly outdone yourselves, and we’re endlessly grateful for your hospitality and vision. Here’s to the time of our lives!